Why do conservatives hate history?
Via Pharyngula, I found this conservative nitwit complaining that the Left is being discriminatory because ... they're opposed to discrimination:
Do the Left not understand that the majority of Californians want to keep the definition of marriage as it has been since the beginning of time?
From the Only True Bible(TM), 1 Kings 11:
And [Solomon] had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart.
"Beginning of time" does not mean what you think it means, dumbass.
5 comments:
Heh.
Actually knowing your King James Version FTW!1!!!1
Clearly Solomon was a liberal, a Democrat, and quite possibly gay. It's the only rational way to explain the lack of respect for such a sacred institution between a man and a woman. and a woman. and a woman. and a... wait, he must have been Mormon, too.
bwahahahaha
indeed
Inspired a blog post of my own (after realizing I hadn't posted on the subject yet)...Prop 8
Your comment about King Solomon having multiple wives is a non sequitur. The definition of marriage has never included same sex relationships. How conceited one must be to contend that every generation to live before us is either too stupid or too bigoted to not allow gay marriage.
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