Ryan is a high-class escort

Via Ryan, I find another of those Cosmo Internet quiz things:

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I guess that just makes me a cheap slut.

Because everyone else is doing it

Via David, Matt, and Ryan. There's this quiz.

Who is Your Ideal TV Boyfriend?

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Like everyone else, I have no idea who this is. I believe that makes me old.