Some weekend snark...

From Living the Scientific Life:

To Be a Good Republican, You Must Believe ...

• Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary Clinton.
• Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush's daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him and a bad guy when Bush needed a "we can't find Bin Laden" diversion.
• Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
• Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring the Internet.