Monday, June 21, 2004

We license cars...

I'm really starting to think we need to institute a policy under which everyone much get a license to use the Internet. I've just finished reading a handful of reviews on Amazon, and I have to say, there's no way I'd buy anything based on the opinions of these nitwits. Under my policy, to get an ISP account, you'd have to prove you can type acceptably well, understand the intricacies of the comma, and Own A Keyboard That Actually Has A Shift Key. BUT NOT A SHIFT KEY THAT STICKS, OK?

Really, people, it's English, not particle physics.

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